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About this book
Sedated and Often
Sedation is commonly used in procedures like dentistry, cosmetic surgery,
and the grand-daddy of all barbaric and diabolic tortures known to mankind:
the dread vasectomy. Other times, sedatives are given to people just to get
them to shut up. My kids wish I would try some for this purpose, and right
away please….
What to Do
The state of Arizona, facing a budget shortfall of two billion dollars, and
having been unable to arrange credit through mainstream banking channels,
tried to secure a loan from “Shady Hank’s Check Cashing and 24 Hour
Laundrette” at a monthly compounding interest rate of 387 %. The plan
unraveled however, when the state could not show proper identification and
tried to collateralize the Grand Canyon….
Some Foods Never Learn
There are foods no one likes. At the top of this long list is liver. Why
would a meat of such immense revulsion think anyone would want to eat it?
Sauerkraut takes a close second on this dubious menu. The entire German
nation is dead wrong, verzeihen Sie mir, when it thinks this culinary
“delight” has any sort of spot atop the world’s charter of consumable
delicacies….
….and many more!
Here’s another ridiculous collection of nonsense from the author who bored
you with “My Parakeet was an Anarchist.”
What others are saying about Skateboarding on the Appian
Way:
“I
already know what it says.” – Steve Manning
“I
laughed so hard my back hurts.” – Quasimodo
“I
am not fat.” – Frisket Macc
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